JAMB Confirms Mysterious Snake Swallowed N36million, Places Suspects On Interdiction

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SOUTH MILWAUKEE WI. (GVE) – The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has confirmed widespread online reports that a mysterious snake swallowed about N36million belonging to the body’s Benue State office in Makurdi.

The social media had been set on fire with the report, and while some people believed that it happened, there had been doubts on how that would have possibly happened but the body has confirmed it actually happened.

The development which was said to have been in existence for a while, was unraveled under the body’s new administration, headed by Professor Ishaq Oloyede.

A sales clerk, Philomina Chieshe, had reportedly told JAMB registrar and his team that she could not account for the missing N36 million because her housemaid had connived with another JAMB staff, Joan Asen, to “spiritually” steal the money from the vault in the accounts office using a mysterious snake.

According to her: “I was one of the four sales clerks attached to JAMB office in Makurdi. My responsibility was to sell scratch cards to candidates and not involved in handling the revenues. I had been saving the money in the bank, but I found it difficult to account for it. So I started saving it in a vault in the office. But each time I open the vault, I would find nothing.

“I became worried and surprised how the millions of Naira could be disappearing from the vault. I began to interrogate everybody in the house and office, and no one could agree on what might have happened to the money. I continued to press until my housemaid confessed. She said that the money disappeared ‘spiritually’. She said that a ‘mysterious snake’ sneaked into the house and swallowed the money in the vault.

“It was a surprise to me too. But Joan Asen and her accomplices have also confessed that they have been stealing the money ‘spiritually’ through the mysterious snake.”

Dr. Fabian Benjamin, JAMB’s head of media confirmed the development, stating categorically that the discovery was made after the new Registrar ordered a comprehensive audit of the accounts of all departments, units and state offices across the country.

“There is nothing new about the development. It is just one of those cases discovered by the new leadership of JAMB under Prof. Is-haq Oloyede, and those are involved have already been placed on interdiction pending the determination of their matter.

“So the revelation is a result of the new regime of transparency and accountability being instituted in JAMB. We can assure the Nigerian public that the leadership of Oloyede would leave no stone unturned to reposition the Board for the good of the nation,” he explained.

 

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